Report on today's meeting

I am sad to report that Michael had to be verbally censured because of his lack of facial hair today. It is understood in the club that he must present a certain 'slick' image on campus but when he is home among his own people he is expected to let it go.

A vote was taken and the decision added to the bylaws that all members must exhibit at the minimum a goatee. The length of Gary's hair, beard and handlebar mustache was discussed but it was determined that length should be left up to the individual.

Discussion also took up the issue of whether to establish a presence on the web. Gary volunteered to create this website and will report on it's progress at next Sunday's meeting.

Once again, Roy chose to wimp out and not drive his Ranger. He has received several verbal censures in the past and perhaps the club will consider stiffer consequences in the future. However, the club must take into consideration the possibility of spousal prejudice against trucks as the reason for Roy's rare appearance in his truck at church. A Ranger does have a priority for domestic harmony.